*bum bum*

Last night I decided to brave the bookstore at the mall with the kids. Actually, I was forced to brave the bookstore at the mall with the kids because Mia needed to "go potty really bad". Regardless of how we ended up there, we were in the bookstore and I decided to browse a bit. Usually I just take the kids right to the kid's section and then buy them a book or two that they can't live with out (until the next day when it gets put on the shelf and they forget it exists.) I digress. I was kind of in an mood where I was tired of being a mommy and decided that we were going to look at what I wanted to look at and they could live with it (!!). So I started browsing in the craft book section (I like to read craft books and dream of all the cool stuff my big sister could make for me. I also like to read cookbooks. Really good at the reading part, not so good at the actual creation part.) I digress again. So I found this great book:

I was very engrossed until I heard Mia say to Sam, "Look at this mommy's bum bum." I turned around and Mia was engrossed in this book:

Hmmm... not sure who decided that the craft section and the erotica section should share aisle 3 (desperate housewives?), but it sure gave me a good laugh.