*happy dork day*

his name is Weston
he's the biggest dork in the west
for RPG's he's destined
because that's what he does best.

when Link needs saving
he's there with his controller
or over a broken computer he's slaving
to earn money like a high roller.

he likes Dion's pizza
and eats it like an animal
and after he feels like sheetza
but at least he's not a cannibal.

and how 'bout his Pepsi addiction
it's really gone too far
if he doesn't get it he throws a conniption
just like when Tiger Woods don't get par.

SO on your big ol' 30th
don't you feel so old
because you are the nerdieth
and don't fit the standard mold.

Happy Dork Day Weston!

*****Disclaimer: Weston and I have a very "special" relationship. No feelings were hurt, I assure you. *****