I have this funny thing that happens to me everywhere I go. See, I don't drink a whole lot of soda. Maybe once or twice a week. And when I hit it, I hit it full throttle. I like Coke. Regular, plain old, sugary coke. High fructose syrup and all. Coke.
Everywhere I go the waitress will ask me "what would you like to drink." I reply, "coke". The waitress says, "diet coke?" And I correct her, "no, regular Coke." Now having this conversation once or twice is fine, but almost every time I order a drink I have the exact same conversation with the folks. Or they just give me diet straight off. Jared has even noticed. It's actually quite funny to me. Am I the only woman in America that drinks it straight? Part of me wonders if they are hinting... "Don't you mean diet coke?"
6 comments:
Ok, you are seriously hilarious! You have a knack for expressing yourself. I had to share this post with a fellow "regular" coke drinker and she died laughing! It's all about relating! We love staying updated on ya'lls family and your blog has great post after great posts!
In case your wondering, I'm not some freak stocker checking your family out. My hubby, Rob served in Spain with Jared.
I meant stalker not stocker! Wow that really changes the meaning of the sentence!
If you drink Dr. Pepper they never ask you if you want diet, because your lucky to get Dr. Pepper at all, let alone diet Dr. Pepper.
All about the regular! Diet Coke is crap!
That is funny that it happens so consistently. I wish I could see your face when it happens again.
You might just get that wish someday, Erica.
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